Well, true believers, you cant have yourself a proper World News Organization without your own gang of spunky, mischievous young scrappers who can never seem to stay out of trouble for long but always manage to nail the bad guys in the end. Bucky Nards and his gang of crafty neigborhood kids are always on the watch for evil-doers and lost treasure and what not and always report back to the Ken Socrates Crimestoppers Network through their handy Ken Socrates Wristwalkie Talkies or their ramshackle robot pal Schlomo. Nothing goes down on the streets of this town without Bucky and his Roughouse Gang of daring young do-gooders getting in on the action and it's usually a truckload of knee slappin' fun and high flyin' adventure.

Meet The Gang:

• Bucky Nards - natural born, confident, young leader of the pack. Good looking, brash, adventurous and always with a smile for the honeys.
• Beakers Mahoney - kid scientist and junior pathologist for the local crime-lab. Smart enough to use his home chemical laboratory for more than just detective work. Let's just say there's no shortage of hallucinogens in his neighborhood.
• Tubby Logan - round mound of sound, a loud, happy-go-lucky jokester with a knack for super-sizing. Loyal as a labrador retriever and twice as dumb.
• Twitchy Podgourny - compulsive thief and pick-pocket but comes in handy in those tough spots where a sneaky glue-sniffin' young delinquent is the only one who can do the job.
• Anna "Moustache" Spastikova - scrappy tom-boy and former junior russian weight lifter who just wouldn't take no for an answer when she wanted to join the gang. Who could stop a kid with that sort of unnatural muscle mass anyway?
• Ratso Lebowski - obsessive animal lover with a collection of over 275 rats, mice, hamsters and gerbils at his home. No one's too sure what kind of diseases he might also be carrying but when you're in a scrape it's not a bad thing to have ten pound bag of live rats to swing.
• Gurgles LaFlange - fiesty, pint-sized rookie with a massive speech impediment that makes him sound like he talking through a throat full of coagulated bacon grease. He's the team mascot and not just because he likes to defecate outdoors.

  So when there's trouble brewin' just listen for the sound of the cheers and the loud vroom! of the Rocket Scooters as Buck and the Gang are on the scene.
  Bad guys beware!

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  Legal Disclaimer: The Ken Socrates World News Organization and its members are in no way liable for the actions of anyone, juvenille or adult, who engages in suburban vigilante attacks or other violent behavior, regardless of intent. Purchasers of the Bucky Nards Roughouser Adventure Kit do so with the explicit intent that any and all injury, maiming, deformity, deep bruising, burns, birth defects, mental retardation, mental insanity, mental defects, blindness, hearing loss, incontinence, uncontrollable itching, facial ticks, rash, redness, boils, warts, pimples, excema, numbness in any and all extremeties, nausea, inner ear disorder, halitosis, psychosis, dementia, gastric disorders or death are the specific liability of the purchaser.

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