Ken's Bookstore

The Reviews Are In:

"Astonishingly irrelevant."
Boston Globe Magazine

"An appalling abuse of the
otherwise respectable language
we call english."
Booklist

"I tried to burn it but...
it wouldn't burn..."
Walter Langdon, The New York Post

First Printing Burt Lancaster Press 2005
Mass market editions are sold out.
We still have a small quantity of the Limited First Printing Leatherbound Autograph Edition in stock, priced at only
$349.99
Plus Shipping
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The Acclaimed Bestseller

"This fucking guy should be
disembowelled before he
ever has the chance to put
pen to paper again."
Book Review

"The most frightening look
into a mind askew since that
Tony Danza autobiography."
The New Yorker

"It made me feel dirty."
Salman Rushdie

First Printing St. Knott's Press
2001
All editions available.
$5.99
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Last Rights Press Ballyhoo Printing
19891997