The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel...

Lee Marvin

Yeah, thats right, Lee Marvin. With all due respect to those other Hollywood tough guys, Lee Marvin would eat their fucking lunch, day in and day out. Let's face it, in this world, we would all be Lee Marvin's bitch. End of story.

We would like to thank all nominees, living and dead, for their unwitting participation in this pointless excercise in imaginary machismo.

Out of our tiny little minds