Aside from his volcanic rise through the journalistic stratosphere he works part time at IKEA, mainly for the employee discount and the cosmopolitan social setting and maintains a vibrant eBay account through which he deals in a variety of exciting collectibles and craft items. He is heavily involved in a number of internet communities and is the proud author of over 2,300 posts in the forum at potteryauction.com where his screen name is Born To Kiln. Plus he works out a lot.
In his spare tim, he is a leader in the ongoing battle to change the misguided public opinion about Action Figures, righly contending that they are not, in fact, toys but rather small, funcional statues. He has also had an assortment of ongoing discussions with lady friends in the Ukraine, one of whom may potentially consent to marriage when the paperwork goes through.
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Ken Socrateez - Ken was born in world-famous Cawker City, Kansas where he still resides to this day in an finely furbished attic apartment which he designed and built himself one week while his parents were on a trip to the Grand Tetons. He learned his writing skills during his tumultuous years at Michael Landon High School where he sought refuge in his art from the crude testosterone addled minds that beseiged him in his days there. He is rumoured to be somehow involved in the infamous cow-tipping incident of '92 but repeated investigations have not, to this point, led to an indictment.
